"man this essay is taking forever"
oH MY GOD A FAMILY CAME INTO THE BOOKSTORE I WORK AT TODAY AND THE DAD WAS THE 10th DOCTOR AND THE MOM WAS FEMALE CAS AND THE 7 YEAR OLD SON WAS SHERLOCK AND THE 6 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WAS HERMIONE AND THE 3 YEAR OLD SON WAS IRON MAN. GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE TUMBLR FAMILY.
Do people even try to be believable on this site anymore?
This is true
because i was there
i am tom hiddleston
Basically America’s answer to sexism in a public space is “well you shouldn’t have gone in the public space!!!” and it’s answer to sexism in a private space is “Well it was in the privacy of your own home so how do we even know it’s happening?”
and if you manage to circumvent that by getting it on camera they claim that it is out of context or that she liked it or that they men just “didn’t know better”
This is officially the best thing ever to have been giffed.
"Nick Helm deserves more recognition. He’s one of the best new british comedians."
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
-50 Shades of Grey
but wait there’s more..
i think the whole world is getting tired of him..
it makes you feel kinda bad for him, he likes his music but people are bullying him about it, what else has he done wrong?
ummm maybe that
a) he said rape happens for a reason
b) he wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank’s house that he ‘wishes she was a belieber’
c) When asked to try being a vegan, he gagged and spit out a vegan steak that had been specially ordered for him
d) he makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live even though he could afford having all the tickets be 50 bucks instead of 100 for mezzanine seats.
is that enough? because to be honest i think his music is ok. i dont hate him for his music or because ‘he sounds girly’. i dislike him because i think he has horrible morals and is able to affect tons of teenage girls and make them think whatever he wants them to, instead of letting them have their own opinion.
In addition to this, my friend went to a children’s hospital in England and was talking to a nurse who was working there when Justing Bieber visited the hospital. He made them clear an area for him so he didn’t have to wait around near the sick children, he then spent about 5 minutes with them whilst the cameras were on and left without so much as a thank you. Not to mention the fact that he attacked a photographer. This guy shouldn’t be allowed to be an ‘idol’ for young kids
he also peed in a restaurant kitchen
My coworker did security for him once. He faked a really bad asthma attack and made them call the paramedics and then laughed his ass off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything bc you can go to jail for that apparently. He also called for a car to take him to the mall and didn’t like the color so he sent it back. And then he went to the mall and stayed 5 minutes before saying it was the shittiest mall he’d ever been in. Also apparently he’s banned from wdw for punching out Goofy.
Cocky little prick
Not only did he me make them pay tons of money for a concert, on a school night, he didn’t even show up until half way through the scheduled time.
He’s also quoted as screaming Fuck Bill Clinton to camera’s and attacked a paparazzo, who is suing. An article I read from last night quoted his mother as hoping he’ll soon ‘mature’.